btw before you read... who is Mat Salleh? can anyone enlighten me?
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:
None. Most Asians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rush into a Seven-Eleven, grab the nearest pack, any brand also can,pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, got early appointment, food not digested yet, aircon not cold enough, aircon too cold, nail polish not dried yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara", depressed, no mood,etc.
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:
None. Asian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:
Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:
Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thought, why bother pronouncing Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say "Pew Jeot". When I was in school, Milo was always Mee Lo, now that I'm sophisticated, I say "My Lo". So don't be embarrassed saying "Carry 4" when
the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as "rangutan".