the ultimate guide to valentine's day

v-day is here this coming saturday. i guess those in a relationship are cracking their brains now on what to get for their other half this time round, esp x'mas was just over in less than 2 months. worst still if the other half's birthday is few weeks ago... also on the other half of this planet we have people who are still single and available. yes i know your agony as i spent 21 years of lonely v-day before i got attached few years back... anyway my blog today is to provide my own opinions and ideas on this special day. 100% from me. so if you like this page very much and wana link this page to your blog pls do so. juz remember to be kind enough to link it back here. =) no matter if you are single or attached. happy reading!

for those attached:
1. v-day is on a saturday. don't bother to call up restaurants as they would not accept booking on weekends as well as v-day. so give me reasons why they should accept your booking for a table when the above two occasions clashes?
2. roses actually cost $0.80 each on this day if you buy from supplier, although demand increases. so whats the rational of those blood suckers trying to sell you 3 for $25 and 12 for $70++?? if you want i can help u buy 20 stalks for less than $30 w/o packaging. email me if you need help. i charge $5 for each recommendations. anyway its better than wasting more $$$ rite?
3. beaches, cinemas will be crowded as everyone seems to like to spend their v-day in cinemas. i can understand beach lah but why in cinemas? why? anyway do avoid if possible.
4. women value v-day alot more than guys. anyway they value almost any day they can make it memorable. eg first week, first month, first 100 days, first 6 mths, blah blah... so unless your gal is from some other planets other than venus, u (guys) better remember it.
5. (most) women go soft when they are showered with chocolates and flowers. so these 2 certainly make their day!
6. (all) guys go.. eh.. hard when they are showered with kisses and hugs. =P your guy don't? hmmm.... send him to see a doctor soon or dump him before you know of his incapabilities...
7. one thing for sure is that you guys will be much poorer after v-day, ceteris parabus.

for those single and available:
1. i understand the agony of walking in the middle of orchard road, with couples walking past you happily attached while u are alone. it is kinda sour... so dun be alone! grab a few friends and chat your heart out! i believe u have friends who are single too right?
2. frens all attached? okie.. stay at home watch vcd/dvd/tv? or irc your nite and try to know some babes or hunks online? maybe there is a gem out there too? *blink*
3. avoid restaurants, beaches, cinemas, or any other place that you can expect couples to appear. still dunno why u need to avoid? read above.
4. statistics have shown that v-day is a good time to confess your intentions nope.. is affections to the one you are admiring. anyway u got nothing to lose by confessing on this day. the worst off you could be is still being single the next day. awwww~~~
5. for those still schooling in sec or jc, friendship day is just an alternative way of representing v-day. but u know i know lah... =) its also the best time for student counsellors + bookshop aunties to make good $$$ by selling u roses + roches + ... dun they have better things to offer? it seems to me that roches and roses are the only things worth looking for in friendship days? o.O
6. be a blood sucker and sell roses + chocolates! earn those $$$ of the couples! maybe that will make u happier? =P