the below is one of the common messages left on the walls of the lifts around my flat:

"for free fuck call 9xxxxxxx"


whoever wrote this is a BIG LIAR!

why?

1. there is nothing FREE in this world.
2. calling the telephone number most probably does not guarantee a free fuck.
3. if there is such a thing such as a free fuck, do you think that this guy (i suppose) is so kind to 'share' with everyone? i bet he would have kept his lips sealed and hands tied up and not leak any bit of information about his 'precious findings'.

can our mr and ms in blue uniform take some time off their busy schedule and bring these nuisance to a stop?