losers inc. chairman, mr ultimate loser will now explain why this platinum award was presented to mr mi lOr yesterday:

1. he is a loser in his family. his role in the family is negligible. the amount of his contributions (in terms of $$) is deemed as pathetic. he basically consumes more than the input he puts in.

2. he is a real loser in his company. his position is like a little clerk more than an engineer. he only follows and do what his asst manage says. he dun make his own decisions, even to the very small things. whats the point of making him an engineer, an executive? sooner or later he will be classified as "excess" and will be kicked out of the company.

3. he is a top loser in studies. he did badly from primary school all the way to university. count his number of A's and its more than enough using your fingers. its actually a miracle that he could actually make it to university. however, he wasted a seat that should be given to other better student than he is. loser!

4. he is also a loser among friends. he has very few friends. maybe he is more of an introvert, but probably the main reason behind him for having so few friends is that the friends find him redundant. without him the party goes equally well so why need him around? why bother to ask him along for gatherings?

5. he is an ultimate loser in relationships. all these years no gals see him as a potential bf for them. he lacks in looks, humour, care, concern, $$$, almost every aspects. he is not a good bf, neither will he be a good busband. he is just another loser in love, an ultimate one..


so with all these fine qualities, he really deserves this recognition from losers inc.

thank you.

sign off,
mr ultimate loser
CEO, losers inc.